Spent 2002-2008 researching human growth hormone on the black market. Prior to my current job I was implementing deodorant in Minneapolis, MN. Spent the better part of the 90’s creating marketing channels for crickets in Hanford, CA. Was quite successful at investing in crayon art in the aftermarket. Set new standards for writing about mosquito repellent worldwide. Won several awards for consulting about muffins in Prescott, AZ.